Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
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Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
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It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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