we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
In America we eat man semen.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
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slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
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i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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