literally had 100 drinks last night.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
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we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
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Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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