Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
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He is an equal opportunity slut.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
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BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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