i just had sex bonerless
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
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He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
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not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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