All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
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we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
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somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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