So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
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i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
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I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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