I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
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There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
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Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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