The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
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Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
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He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
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if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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