You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
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You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
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He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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