This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
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Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
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I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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