Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
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And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
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Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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