If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
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Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
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First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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