He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
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she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
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Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I currently don't understand fingers.
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