I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
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When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
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You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Shame is for Republicans.
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