spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
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My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
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That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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