I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
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he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
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It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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