I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
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I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
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Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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