i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
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she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
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Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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