I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
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Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Sorry my hands just texted you
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
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I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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