NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
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Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
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I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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