dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
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Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
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Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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