Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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