Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
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Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
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Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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