you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
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Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
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It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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