That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
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This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
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i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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