Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
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I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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