mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
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Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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