508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
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I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
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Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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