did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
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I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
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I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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