Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
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It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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