On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Randomize