mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
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Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
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I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
All the doctor said was why
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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