So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
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I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
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My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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