After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
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...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
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Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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