dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
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just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
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There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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