Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
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All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
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You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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