Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
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we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
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no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I'm at about main and main street
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
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