Well douche your snatch and let's go!
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
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she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
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I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm experimenting with sincerity
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize