The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
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I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
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I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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