yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
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just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
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Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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