Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
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Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
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I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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