what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
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Drunk
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Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
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She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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