in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
I looked at my own cervix.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
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Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
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there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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