whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
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Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
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He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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