She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
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Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
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omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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