i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
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I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
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Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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