How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Do vagina's smell?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
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Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
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! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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