i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
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help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
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She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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