i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
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i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
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Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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